This week it is serious comedy week on one of the Dutch radio stations. If you can tell a good joke you can win tickets to go to the Serious Comedy Night, a night were famous Dutch Comedians will perform. Man, I have heard some really bad jokes this week and here are just two examples for your amusement.
A guy goes to the doctor for a routine check-up. As it turns out things are not that good. They are talking about the result and the doctor says ‘I have some very bad news for you; you are going to die soon!’ The guy is shocked and asks the doctor ‘Doctor, How much time do I have?’ The doctor answers ‘just 10’. The guy looks puzzled and asks ’10 what? 10 years, 10 months, 10 days?’ The doctor just replies ‘9, 8, 7, 6, 5……..’
A husband and wife are married for 50 years. To celebrate this happy occasion they return to the hotel where they spend their wedding night. The night is just as steamy and hot as the first time. At the breakfast table the wife is absolutely glowing and with a big grin on her face she says to her husband ‘I feel just as hot as 50 years ago’ Husband ‘that’s no surprise, one of your boobs is hanging in your oatmeal porridge.
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